Phone rings: me, Hello
Broken English: Hello, I am Ephriam, from computer services, your computer has been reported ‘at risk’
Me: And who, might I ask reported it?
BE: Your husband, he called to say computer is not good.
Since Hubby never makes a call unless I dial it, I told Ephriam to forget it and take my number off his scam list.

If you want to scam me, you need to get some actual facts…